Okay, you want to know another scary bit of my personality?

I am obsessed with Pirates. Obsessed.

Anyway, every year there is a Talk Like a Pirate Day. It is Sept. 19. Five days away, kids. (Could I be more excited?)

Here is the link to the site. On it is helpful phrases and of course chat/pick up lines. My favourite is “Prepare to be boarded!!”

“Arrggh, you scurvy bilge rats! Have a look! If ye dare!”

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html