The most outrageous, camp song competition ever is tonight. EUROVISION! I love it. I came into it late in the day. Established in 1962, it is a sporting competition between European countries and Israel. Why Israel, well, I heard that there is a similar Middle Eastern event that they are not invited to.

Anyway, there are a variety of acts performing. Fourteen countries have made it to the final round. Usually it is decided between who has the shortest skirt, but last year changed all that with the Death Metal group from Finland, Lordi, winning. Who will win this year?

But perhaps even more important a question - Fem or Butch?