My brother just sent me an email. I thought it was hilarious. Thought I would share.

I have a boss from North Carolina (or as he calls it, Nort Cack a lacky) who makes $65k more a year than me. When he arrived 8 months ago, he was given a computer and he called me into the office and asked me how to turn it on. It was an HP. I said, "Barney, you push the circular button that says, 'ON'."
I got a call about 15 minutes later and he asked me, as he read it from a paper, "what is this MI-CROW-SAWFT-AWW-FISS?" I proceeded to instruct my superior on the finest in late 20th century computer technology. A crash course which ended up being the functionary equivalent of teaching a mastadon advanced physics.
At the end the of a few days, Barney was Googling the word, "tits" like a professional. He looked up at me with his bloodshot eyes and said, "I dun good, ain't I." And I, as any proud father returned, "Yes, Barney, you've done well."