Breaking up is rad to do.
Hilarious post. It made me giggle. Here is an excert, "Sorry. Breaking up itself is horrible. I mean the time right after a break up, the “they just broke up” phase. This is a magical time in your life when you get to behave however the fuck you want. No matter how erratic, self-involved and unstable you are, people will just nod at you with sympathetic looks and be all like, “She’s on her 15th shot of whiskey but her and so and so just broke it off and they were really close,” or “She’s eaten nothing but peanut butter M&M’s for three weeks, but I totally understand, I’ve been there..."

If that appeals, here is the rest on the Misanthropologist.
Genuinely, genuinely funny.